The Master of Disguise on DVD
Dana Carveys attempt to be a man of 1000 faces makes the
worst mistake a comedy can: it isnt funny.
Despite that, Carvey - or someone connected with the production -
managed to have enough clout to get good actors like Brent Spiner on board, as
well as some high profile cameos you wouldnt expect to show up here -
such as former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura.
They mustnt have read the script before accepting, or owed
someone a big favor
Carvey is Pistachio Disguisey heir to the Disguisey familys
grand and honored tradition of being Masters of Disguise, kind of crime
fighting super heroes without the super powers. As far as Pistachio is
concerned, dis guise a doofus in the extreme, a klutzy waiter working in his
fathers Italian restaurant because his father (James Brolin) has turned
his back on the family tradition and kept it hidden from his son.
But dads old nemesis (Spiner) returns and kidnaps him and
his wife, forcing Pistachios grandfather (Harold Gould) to show Pistachio
who he really is and to mentor him into mastering disguises.
Not a bad concept, but ham handedly executed. For one thing,
theres far too much of Pistachio and far too little Master of Disguise.
You can count the character changes Carvey does (and, to be fair, he does them
well) on one hand. Most of the time hes the innocent idiot Pistachio.
Carveys Turtle Guy is okay, though it looked funnier in the
commercials and it went on too long; his George W. Bush is okay - and,
surprisingly, doesnt make the leader of the free world out to be a boob
or moron, unlike most mainstream media portrayals of Bush. His best disguises
are Gammy Nums Nums and Terry Suave, both of whom (unlike Turtle Guy) could be
quite believable in their situations.
The best thing about the movie is Brent Spiner, who practically
steals his scenes as the megalomaniacal villain with a penchant for pooting
after his maniacal laughing fits. That gas passing was the best joke but,
unfortunately, they beat it to death.
Perhaps the closest comparison one can make to Pistachio Disguisey
is Peter Sellers Inspector Clouseau, but the difference was that Sellers
had Blake Edwards directing and co-writing. Carvey, who has a background of
being quite funny and of creating funny characters, co-wrote this mess, so we
guess everyone can have an off day.
Anyway, this movie is really a waste of time. If you want to
laugh, try looking elsewhere.
At least, at 80 minutes, its short.
The DVD we received is also substandard in the fact that its
Pan&Scan version (no widescreen was available), so owners of 16x9
widescreen TVs will be forced to stretch/zoom the picture to fill their
screens (or else risk damaging them). Other than that, the picture quality is
very good, with bright and rich colors and plenty of detail.
Audio is Dolby Digital 5.1 surround and its also fine,
though there isnt a lot of surround.
For extras (hey, the disc has to be worth something!), you get a
running commentary by director Perry Blake and star/co-writer Carvey. There are
also alternate and deleted scenes with intros by Turtle Guy himself (joy!), and
three featurettes: "Man of a Thousand Faces" (costumes/makeup), "The Magic of
Disguise" (visual EFX), "Identity Crisis" (behind the scenes). These are
actually the best parts of the disc, though dont believe them when they
tell you how great and funny the movie is.
Also on tap are music videos and trailers.
The Master of Disguise, from Columbia Tristar Home Video
80 min. Pan&Scan (not 16x9 TV compatible), Dolby Digital 5.1 surround
Starring Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James
Brolin
Produced by Sid Ganis, Alex Siskin, Barry Bernardi, Todd Garner
Written by Dana Carvey & Harris Goldberg, directed by Perry Andelin
Blake
Tell us at TechnoFile what YOU think